Computers

OP Computers makes up the sad and lonely middle man that is going through a midlife crisis. Consisting of laptops and desktops, the OP Computer line is the general use computers being sold at BovaCorp. These computers are made for those who wish to put forth all their money to a REAL computer for turbotax, web browsing and college (Apple's products are not considered real computers). Starting at just $1999.99, these computers are fit for any modern day household or disgusting dorm room..

We heard your requests for a business computer, and we have got you covered! Introducing BovaCorp's brand new OP WorkHorse line of computers. Starting at a cheap $9,999.99, these computers are for the professionals, sporting a wide variety or unnecessary and extremely overpriced hardware and software to make every big company look professional. Anything from massive workstations to little pencil-dick small tablets, WorkHorse computers can be used in almost any evironment imaginable (excluding cyber porn).

BovaCorp Classic! What a venerable name! Going back to the old typewriters in days long passed, BovaCorp Classic typewriters provide best-in-class performance for any electrical typewriter to date. Starting at $999.99, BovaCorp Classics (BClassics) aim to please the Flatcap-wearing hipster groups as well as the businesses who wish to employ people who mentally can't use a computer due to their age and condition. A BClassic is a effective element for any business or hipster collection.

Our highest end computers to date, RED Fox Omega Signature Edition PCs offer the highest end gaming performance at a price point that will both insure your rich parents that their investment was a good one, and insure that you are the central envy of all of your friends. Starting at just $5,999.99, RED Fox Omega Signature Edition PCs are easy to get for all the rich kids with daddy's credit card and offer unrivaled performance in modern titles such as Microsoft Minesweeper, Google Chrome, id's DOOM, and other games that get the pimple-faced kids all teary eyed.